What do you think of this joke? The Perfect husband?
Posted on February 13th, 2010 by admin
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.
Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
(H – Husband, W – Wife)
H – "Hello ?"
W – "Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club? "
H – "Yes."
W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
H -"What’s the price?"
W – "Only $1,000."
H – "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…"
W -"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. It’s a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. And since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…
H – "What price did he quote you?"
W – "Only $65,000…"
H – "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W – "Great! But before we hang up, something else…
H -"What?"
W – "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property."
H – "How much are they asking?"
W – "Only $450,000 — a magnificent price.. .and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…"
H – "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
W – "OK, sweetie…Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!"
H – " Bye…I love you too…"
The man hangs up & closes the phone’s flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks " Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to???"
Wow! That wife sure are scary…
So hilarious! Cheers for u!!
February 14th, 2010 at 1:36 am
haha!
That is funny! lol!
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February 14th, 2010 at 1:41 am
it’s ok but i mean it was kind of predictable and who wouldn’t know there own husbands voice did you make that up if you did its a good one for being able to conjure it up on your own..otherwise i don’t mean to be rude but it was sort of lame
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February 14th, 2010 at 2:04 am
I’ll have to remember that one.
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February 14th, 2010 at 2:13 am
too funny lmao
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February 14th, 2010 at 2:40 am
Wow! That wife sure are scary…
So hilarious! Cheers for u!!
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February 14th, 2010 at 3:28 am
I feel bad for her hubby when he finds out… O_O
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February 14th, 2010 at 4:15 am
This was a commerical on one of those "World’s Funniest Commericals" shows about 2 months ago.
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February 14th, 2010 at 4:58 am
tootise go on somewhere else with your crappy attitude
great joke
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