Is my wife being damn right immposible to live with?
Posted on February 13th, 2010 by admin
I was strolling the grounds this morning,feeling rather pleased with my self,as i have just taken on 2 new maids,
so feeling very fruitful towards my gain,i made my way to the servants quarters and was discreatly asked by one of my rather well blessed staff if i would like to join her and participate in some saucy harmless fun
On taking her up on this wonderful opportunity, to my horror the
old wife strolled in as bold as you like and beat me with
my new golf club.
Now i ask you all do you think she was wrong,as i only
purchased this club 2 days prior.
Am i right to be uncontrolably upset with her ignorance
towards the value of my properties?
I have considered seding her to the guest suite for 3 days!
please advise the error of her ways so i can show her your answers and therefore state my case!
oh my, not the new golf club…
thats damn right unforgiveable…
that crazy wench
February 13th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
loll SEND HER TO THE GUEST SUITE
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February 13th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Sounds like YOUR impossible to live with, I would have found something bigger to hit you with.
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February 13th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
wow, i hope you’re kidding
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February 13th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
You are a real louse and if I were her I would divorce you and take you for all you have. You need a lesson on respect for yourself and others. You absolutly disgust me.
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February 13th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Bruce…you humor is off the chart.
Your 360 says that you are single and window shopping at the moment.
Here is to hoping that your jokes have no reality in the future…because a golfclub would do great damage…and hurt more than your sense of humor.
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February 13th, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Sir, I find the fault lies with you. You are king of your castle and as such it is your responsibility to educate the wife as to which personal possessions of yours are acceptable for pummeling you when she discovers you engaged in any activity that displeases her.
To resolve this horrendous breach of ettiquette, I propose the following solution: She replaces your 2 day old golf club with a new one and promises to save the older one for pummeling purposes only. You arrange to take on a pool boy or personal valet for your wife in order for her to partake of her own saucy harmless fun while you are otherwise engaged with your staff.
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February 13th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
How importunate of her! I would immediately punish her by taking away her spa privileges and nannies. This will not allow her the time to snoop into your more important house duties.
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February 13th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
thanks i needed a good laugh. if u r being serious then i think u r impossible
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February 13th, 2010 at 5:26 pm
oh my, not the new golf club…
thats damn right unforgiveable…
that crazy wench
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February 13th, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Bahahaha… Guest Suite here she comes!
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February 13th, 2010 at 6:48 pm
I believe that there is an equitable solution to this problem. The next time this happens, you need to ask her to join. Then you and the maid can show her all of the other wonderful uses that there are for the golf club. She will gain a whole new appreciation of your clubs in no time. Hell, she’ll probably even clean them for you. Going forward, she’ll be afraid to bother your other posessions for fear that she might miss out on some other new, beautifully twisted pleasure.
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February 13th, 2010 at 7:25 pm
go bruce go!
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